An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favourite bakery.
One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic chocolate cake. We all scolded him, but his smile remained cherubic.
“This is a very special [...]
Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.
Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
They say kids brighten the home. That’s because they never turn the damn lights off.
Give your children two things. One is roots, the other, wings.
Cleaning your house [...]
Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” I said, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?” He smiled and nodded knowingly, “That’s why we ask.”
Idiot Sighting #2:The stoplight on the corner buzzes when [...]